MetalMario's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Life In A Nutshell]

The nickel represents procrastination.

FrostDrive responds:

It sure does! Along with sidetrack...ness.

[Legend of Miyamoto]

An excellent, creative flash.

Short, yes, but very cute and well executed. The only reason that I took off a point is that it doesn't really do him justice. Sure he made Mario, Zelda, and DK, but he could have gone through more of his games. IIRC, he created StarFox, F-Zero, Pikmin, among others.

And to Dimazor24, he did not create Metroid, so it wouldn't fit in here anyway.

Awkward-Squid responds:

I was planning to include Pikmin, Yoshi and F-zero, but did not have the time. From my research, I don't think Miyamoto created StarFox, but I could be wrong. I'm glad you're still able to enjoy it though, I hope to make a sequel paying proper homage one day.

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 2]

Ha! True hilarity!

Opening- The inclusion of the Rabbid dressed as a Chao is an auto Vote 5 from me! 10/10

Menu- Just awesome! Very well drawn and great transition between the characters. 10/10

Scene 1- Normally, I'm not very into the whole "Shipping" thing, especially with Sonic characters, even if this is a parody, but I found it to be very funny! 8/10

Scene 2- Lol! So true. DEVIANTART!!!!!! 7/10

Scene 3- The fluidity and abruptness is what makes it funny! 9/10

Scene 4- Personally, Silver is probably one of if not my favorite Sonic character. Nonetheless, his characterization here feels frighteningly fitting. And Sonic's reaction is just priceless. 10/10

Scene 5- Big is my least favorite character in the series, but since it's clear you were making fun of him, you get my favor. Also, what's that button in the bottom left corner that takes you to the next scene for? 7/10

Scene 6- A good punchline, but the coloring feels a bit weird and Knuckles voice feels odd here. 6/10

Scene 7- What's this song from? Oh, and thanks for the M. Bison cameo! 7/10

Scene 8- Probably my favorite scene. When Big looked under Amy's dress, I just couldn't stop laughing! 10/10

Scene 9- Yeah, I've wondered that too. Come to think of it, why is Sonic slower on foot in Sonic Riders? 8/10

Scene 10- I've seen the original scene on YouTube. A good parody of it. 7/10

Scene 11- Meh. 4/10

Scene 12- I can see it now: Sonic the Hedgehog: The Musical! Definitely a very original idea! 10/10

Scene 13- Funny art style, but I think Benny Hill would've been better suited than Tiny Tim. 6/10

Scene 14- Also quite hilarious! A great recreation of the Frogger setting no less! 10/10

Scene 15- Funny idea, but it's not really... Sonic-y enough to fit in with the rest of the collab. I mean, you could've put anyone in Sonic's place here and it would really have been the same thing. 5/10

Scene 16- I miss those guys. Bonus points for nostalgia. 9/10

Scene 17- Um... what? 4/10

Scene 18- Didn't see an LoZ reference coming! Seriously, these are hilarious, you should make some flash series following the antics of Big chasing Froggy everywhere! 10/10

Scene 19- A little drawn out, but really funny nonetheless. I lol'd at "The More The Merrier" and "Get a load of this!" 8/10

Scene 20- Ah, the classic Sonic Sez. I rofl'd when Sonic slapped Tails! And the GI Joe thing was funny too! 8/10

Credits- Pretty funny antics, that's all I can say. 7/10

Tails Doll- I fucking shat bricks. TO ALL YE WHO WISH TO FIND THIS SCENE, CEASE YOUR SEARCH AS YOUR MIND WILL BE WARPED FOR LIFE!!! %u221A-10/10 (FYI, that's an imaginary number. my mind is so warped from that I can't give you a score with an existant number.)

thewax70 responds:

Thanks for the review, we really appreciate it.

[Sprite TV 2]

Epic win.

Random hilarity from beginning to end. One question: what was the name of that song that Glass Joe and the Megamans sing?

Osuka responds:

MANAH MANAH, is from the muppets

[SBC's Cookie Clockmas!]

Well, your right about one thing...

Pink frosting makes EVERYTHING taste good!

RupeeClock responds:

Seriously, that stuff is the shit.

[Awesome Grounds]

Well sir,

If your definition of idiot is someone that enjoys the "Awesome" series, then I proudly accept the title. However, if you feel you are above everyone simply because they do not share your opinion on something, then you obviously have an ego larger than the Andromeda Galaxy. Besides, there are plenty worse series, such as Phoenix Wrong for example.

AshfordPride responds:

Egoraptor has a bigger ego.

I mean, he has "ego" right there in his name... So, by denotation and such...

[Awesome Video Games Ep14]

Lol!

Do the ROB! Hilarity!

I'm gonna do that dance alot!

BTW, that Christmas scene reminds me of the N64 Kid!

FarFromSubtle responds:

Thanks dude! Be careful to warm up first!

[IMP episode 28]

Hilarious! As usual...

Excellent episode. I love Paperclip man! Is he based off Clippy from MS Word?

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Actually not, paperclip is just some sort of running gag with me..
But yeah, clippy sucks.. to bad i hadn't tought of that.

[Mario- The Time War]

Very Impressive, John.

I like your use of the various sprites and eras of Mario, including the New Super Mario Bros. one! It came out very well!

John12346 responds:

PM ME, DAMMIT! >.<

Thanks for the review.

[IMP episode 27]

Hilarious!

"Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude!"

BTW, was that chef modeled off Waluigi or something?

RogerregoRRoger responds:

I'm not sure.. doughmaster was designed by Luc who won a contest for desgning a new villain. He hasn't said if Wario or Waluigi where a influence