MetalMario's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ohmygodimonfire!]

OHMYGODIMONFIRE!

Hilarious movie, but two questions:

1. How could he burn that long without getting 3rd degree burns or burning clothes?

2. How did he ignite in the first place?

Seriously though, there should be a petition to get webster to turn that into a word!

XxwaSSupxX responds:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha we should

1) uhhhh Magic...
2) uhhhh Magic...?

Thanks!

["Review"]

A good flash, 4/5

The beginning was a little dull, but as things progressed it got better. As the title says, I voted 4.
Graphics: 7, Nice glosswork but you could work on you lineshading. Looks a bit awkward.
Style: 10, nice animation, original concept.
Sound: 8, nice music.
Violence and Interactivity: n/a
Humor: 7. It was funny enough.
Overall: 8, an enjoyable movie.

Ivanovitch responds:

Sorry mate, it's been done already.

[Problem with Nintendo Wii]

Crappy, and also incorrect.

As seen in some E3 videos, an optional bracelet can be used to grip the remote without throwing or dropping it.

PWN'D!

bkdude responds:

1: as you can see in this video, the person playing is probobly between the ages of 8 and 12, meaning they dont want to use a frecking bracelet and thus, probobly will throw it at the TV in anger

2: "As seen in some E3 videos, an OPTIONAL bracelet"

wait a minute, did you say OPTIONAL? that means not EVERYONE is going to get it! probobly the same people that buy the xbox core system instead of the whole thing!

3: Nintendo lied, making people beleive the demo was an actual Wii, but the wires from the "Wii" lead to a souped up gamecube. dont beleive everything they say, because they are known to lie

4: what kind of faggot watches E3 videos

5: fuck you nigga

[Imp episode 25]

Rlly, Rlly good.

Very funny, lol! BUY COPSI GODDAMIT!!!

Two little plotholes though: The robots claim that their goal is to exterminate all humans. Firstly, the common characters in your series happen to be anthropomorphic animals blatantly based on Sonic characters, not humans. Despite this, the robots want to destroy them anyway. Secondly, their creator, ironically, is the only truely major human character in the episode, so his robots should be destroying him instead.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

well since the only thing the robots mind can register is "EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!" it seems their programming didn't leave enough room to what humans are and not.
and their "creator"...you'll see in imp 26.. tun tun tun

[Crazy Console Battles!]

Lack of Gamecube in battle gets zero.

I saw one controller, but that was nothing, so it don't count. No Gamecube = 0

ryguypie responds:

interesting...

[Super Blooper Land]

Not bad.

Not bad at all. In fact, that's amazing for a first timer. I'm sure you'll be a great flash artist in the future!

MagitekCloud responds:

My friends would have to agree with you. I just gotta work on a story line or some10. Appreciate it much!

[CLOCKS FUCKING SUCK]

Sarcasm Initiated. THAT WAS AWESOME! Sarcasm End.

Seriously, though. Um...hello? Cat CLOCK?

ConradB responds:

SMARTY GUY SLIKRIK SAYZ:

WHUT ABOUT CAT CLOCK? I HEER HE SI VARY SWELL.

[Boshi]

WTF Man?

That ain't Boshi! Boshi's blue! :P

Zelfury responds:

He got a hair cut

[Skittles N' Bitz 9]

UBERNOOGIES!!!!11!!

Glad to see you went on with this series. I'm kinda nostalgic for the fart jokes, but it's better that they make more sense now anyway. I love how Wario's car had hydrolics, lol!

MajinPiccolo responds:

;)

[Sonic adventure2 in 4 min]

OMFG! So...funny...lungs...hurt...from...laughing

Seriously, that was histerical, and worthy of my 100th review. Totally on target man. I think the best part was the sped up songs, lol! But two things- First of all, Eggman is very likely over 50 years of age. Secondly, how is the Ark appearing like him "convient"?

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Even if eggman is over 50, i doubt he looked like an old scientist as a 2 year old boy.
Convenient, because it's eggman's secret base, always nice to have your own face on your building.