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Score: 8
Upgrade Complete!

"Brilliant!"

submission: Upgrade Complete!
date: June 17, 2009

I really love these metagames. I had fun while I did, but unfortunately, a glitch erased all the addons I gave my ship but I couldn't afford another weapon, so needless to say, I'm stuck. I'll give you a good score for the concept and execution, but there should at least be a reset data button or something. Unless I missed it.

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Score: 10
Super Mario 63

"How can one fit so much win into one flash file?"

submission: Super Mario 63
date: June 14, 2009

Gameplay: The gameplay is very dynamic and takes advantage of Mario's abilities very well as well as the FLUDD powers. The exploration is also extremely well handled and I've very rarely found any glitches. As if that wasn't enough, the level designer was incredibly diverse and kept me entertained. I have two issues though: First, the loose passages and certain blatant exploits make sequence breaking very easy; I managed to beat the game with only one shine sprite and beating Bowser just twice. But it's not really a bad thing; it can be fun to look for little ways around the true path. Secondly, maybe its just me, but loading code in the level creator causes it to crash. :P

Story: The storyline was interesting and motivating, characters were well developed and the dialogue was humorous. It felt relatively intense for a Mario game but it was still down to earth enough to be enjoyable and epic.

Sound: A great selection of rips and remixes. It was usually clear as well, but my sound card doesn't let me have many sounds at once without creating short bursts of static.

Originality: Being a tribute more or less, I can't use that it wasn't "original" as a complaint, but the fact that it was able to mix old levels with new gimmicks as well as adding new challenges made it a blast. And on its own, this game is revolutionary as far as internet flash games go.

Overall: Maybe this is just my Super Mario 64 nostalgia talking, but this is the best flash game I've ever played on the internet. I have yet to find another so immersive or addicting; I've spent hours upon hours looking for all 64 shine sprites and star coins (and I've found them all :D). What's more, it holds true to the original Super Mario 64 formula and still able to add new twists where it can. I look forward to more from you. Seriously, Nintendo should hire you on the spot.

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Score: 10
$00pah NiN10Doh!

"Truly hilarious, accurate, and over the top."

submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!
date: January 5, 2009

A fantastic collab and a well made video game satire. Kudos. But while I loved it overall, it had it's ups and downs. I'm kind of OCD, so I'll give the individual lowdown.

Mario Party 287 - Couldn't be a better or funnier image of how ridiculously luck based Mario Party is. I mean, I like the game, at least for the minigames, but I find it hilarious how spot on this one is. 10/10

Excitebike Wipeout - YEAHHH!!! TOTALLY EXTREEEM!!! Simple, but funny. 8/10

Low, Low, Low - I laughed, but it was kinda meh. 6/10

Olimar Forgot - I'm sorry, but it wasn't that good. It was well animated, but the punchline didn't work. 4/10

Revenge of Metaknight Part Un - So funny I choked laughing. There is no line I didn't laugh at. 10/10

Duckbill Hunting - Also a choke-laughing one. Probably my favorite! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!! 10/10

Starfox Perventures - Pretty funny and well animated. The voices were actually so accurate, I thought they were the original actors! 9/10

Pokemon Snap XXX Part Un - Erm... a little TOO well animated. It didn't really fit in with the rest of the collab, but... you have... talent...? At least we now have a way to separate the men from the furries. (And just out of nerd rage, Scyther does not evolve via stone. It needs to be traded with a metal coat.) WTF/10

The Majesty of R.O.B. - Hilarious. "Dahhhh Spaceboat!" I loved the look on the gamer's face. 10/10

Campfire of the Four Swords - Just fantastic. You really gave them distinct personalities. Red's my favorite. "You never wonder anything because YOU DON'T THINK!"

Kongcest - Not as eccentric as the Pokemon Snap XXX one, but still disturbing and out of place. WTF/10

Crazy-Wario's Microgame Emporium - Ah, Wario's always a laugh for me. SWEET RAVE PARTY!! 8/10

Planet of the Kongs - I half-died laughing at Miyamoto's voice. "What the herr is a gooing on a desuuuu-ka!" 10/10

Cook - Friggin' hysterical. I loved the headchef's script and voice. 10/10

Master Hand Throws a Fist - More simple slapstick. More laughs. 8/10

Pokemon Snapp XXX Part Deux - ENOUGH ALREADY! I think you're enjoying this TOO much, Richie. 2/10

Fire Emblem Truths - Didn't find it funny. 1/10

Revenge of Metaknight Part Deux - Still loved it. Metaknight's reaction to Kirby was funny. "Ai chiuaua no bueno..." 9/10

Starfox Drama Mission - A funny three-for-one. "Personally, I prefer your mom!" 9/10

Pokemon: The 5th Generation - Yeah, I think they overdid it on the legendaries too. Loved the guy who was like "Ffffffffuck!" 9/10

Tonight, on Tetris - A good joke made better with tetris blocks. I loved the BLOCK magazine. But they could have had a recessive Z-block gene for all we know. Maybe they should have had a paternity test before L-block killed his buddy. 8/10

Subspace Emissary: Final Battle - I loved Tabuu's nonchalant voice. He sounded like a speaker on a supermarket PA. I loved Lucario's "I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE'S WORSE!!!" An automatic 10 for Metal Gear Awesome reference and that sweet Brawl-Theme Remix in the credits.

Overall, I think Zito won the collab, Kirbopher second. And Pikanjo, next time don't overdo it.

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Score: 10
Sonic 3 Boss Theme (METALS)

"I love it!"

date: October 11, 2008

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Score: 8
"Distorted Reality" DJ RedMoon

"Excellent remix!"

date: March 8, 2008

Frankly, I don't see it as good as the original, but it's great nonetheless. But I really think you should remove the vocals.

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Score: 10
Sonic Radical (Full)+*~.0

"Oh yeah!"

date: March 6, 2008

Once it started playing, I was like "I know this song..." then I remembered! Sonic R's Radical City! Amirite?

March 7, 2008

Author's Response:

yupyup hehe :P

thanks for the review!

-shawn-

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